Arcishu

Miscellaneous

PAST LAYOUTS

These are the past layouts we had when Purple Napkins was our home. The older ones are closer to the right.

LYRICS

We enjoy listening to music as well, and just for the fun of it, we enjoy changing or "manipulating" the lyrics. Here we shall show those lyrics, the left side is the original, and the right is the changed one.

TITLE: City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2
ALTERNATE TITLE: Kung Fu Massacre

ORIGINAL

Rolling around at the speed of sound, Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow.
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on,
Guess what lies ahead? Only one way to find out!
Must keep on moving ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Trusting in what you can't see,
Take my lead, I'll set you free.

Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through, follow me.
Follow me, set me free,
Trust me and we will escape from the city.
I'll make it through, prove it to you.

Follow me!
Oh yeah!

Danger is lurking around every turn,
Trust your feelings, got to live and learn.
I know with some luck that I'll make it through,
Got no other options, only one thing to do!
I don't care what lies ahead,
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead.
Find that next stage, no matter what that may be.
Take my lead, I'll set you free.

Follow me!
Follow me!

I'll make it through, oh yeah!

MANIPULATED

Walking around in my uniform, Got people to kill, got to follow the bloodshed!
Can't stick around, have to killing all,
'Cause people can live and that's not a good thing!
Must keep on slicing the head,
Forget the knife use the machetties instead!
Trusting in what you can't see,
Kill the bad guys and drink our tea.

Follow me, drink the tea
Swallow and then we'll continue the killing!
I'll make it through, follow me.
Follow me, drink the tea,
Swallow and then we'll continue the killing!
We'll punch them through, prove it to you.

Follow me!
Oh yeah!

Danger is lurking around every night,
Trust your senses, got to live and fight.
I know it sounds hard but we'll punch them through,
Got no other options, only one thing to do!
Must keep on slicing the heads,
Forget the knife use the machetties instead!
Let's kill the bad guys so then we can be free.
Take my lead, I'll set you free.

Follow me!
Follow me!

We'll punch them through, oh yeah!

TITLE: Sonic the Hedgehog Theme Song
ALTERNATE TITLE: They're Gay...

ORIGINAL

Blue streak speeds by
Sonic the Hedgehog
Too fast for the naked eye
Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He's got an attitude
Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive...

Look out when he storms through
Sonic the Hedgehog
Don't doubt what he can do
Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic
He can really move!
Sonic
He's got an attitude!

Sonic
He's the fastest thing alive
He's the fastest thing alive
He's the fastest thing alive!

MANIPULATED

Sonic, is gay
Sonic the hedgehog
Sonic, is really gay
Sonic the hedgehog.

Sonic
Cheated on Amy
Sonic
Went with Knux instead
Sonic
He's the gayest thing alive!

And there is Knuckles also,
He's gay with Sonic.
Left Rouge, for Sonic instead
He's gay with Sonic

Knuckles
Was too hot alone
Sonic
Was too cool on his own.

As one
They're the gayest things alive
They're the gayest things alive
They're the gayest things alive!

TITLE: ABC's from Pre-School educational computer software
ALTERNATE TITLE: None

ORIGINAL

Now let's all sing the alphabet thing, make a word for every letter. If I want to learn my ABC's, sing this song to remember it better!
A is for Apple
B is for Bone
C is for Cookie
and
D is for Donkey
E is for Elephant
F is for Frog
G is for Gorrilla
and
H is for Hog
I is for Icecream
J is for Jam
K is for Kangaroo
and
L is for Lamb
M is for Monkey
N is your Nose
O is an Owl
and
P is for Potato with sour cream and lots of butter
Q is for Queen
R is for Rabbit
S is for Shoe
and
T is for Tomato
U is an Umbrella
V is for Violin
and
W is the Window where you look around the world
X is for X-ray
Y is for Yellow
and
Z is for the Zebra that we see in the zoo with you, whee!

Now let's all sing the alphabet thing, make a word for every letter. If I want to learn my ABC's sing it again to remember them better,
YAHOO!
MANIPULATED

Now let's all sing the alphabet thing, make a word for every letter. If I want to learn my ABC's, sing this song to remember it better!
A is for Assassination
B is for Beheading
C is for Carnage
and
D is for Decapitation
E is for Execution
F is for Fatality
G is for Guillotine
and
H is for Homicide
I is for Infection
J is for Jab
K is for Killing
and
L is for Lethal
M is for Massacre
N is for Necromancy
O is for Obliviation
and
P is for Plague, a deadly disease that kills lots of things
Q is for Quittor
R is for Revenge
S is for Scourge
and
T is for Torture
U is for Undead
V is for Violence
and
W is the War that kills a lot of people
X is for X-out
Y is for Yew
and
Z is for the Zealous and get real blood thirsty yahoo, whee!

Now let's all sing the alphabet thing, make a word for every letter. If I want to learn my ABC's sing it again to remember them better,
YAHOO!